Things I don’t think I’ll ever do:
- Have a kid
- Raise a kid
- Live with a kid
- Jump out of an airplane
- Surf the big waves
- Move back to the South
- Own a German Shepherd
- Wear chaps
- Wear a baseball uniform
- Work in construction
- Join the Polar Bear Club
- Go to med school
- Get a JD
- Hang out with Bon Jovi
- Make brisket at home
- Grow dope
- Grow tobacco
- Grow cows
- Grow corn
- Grow taller
- Become vegan
- Be a cop
- Win a Nobel
- Carry a (my own) purse
- Compete on Project Runway
- Try out for American Idol
- Fly in Maine lobsters for dinner
- Eat my dad’s pea salad
I request that you remove Win a Nobel, as I believe you are fully capable of such an accomplishment and to eliminate it from your range of possible experiences could prevent it from occurring. There’s no telling what impact your possible Nobel prize might have on the future of humanity, and I, as a member of the human race, believe that risk to be unfounded and easily mitigated.
You’re very kind & just made my day!